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Loose Change: Your Friday Top 12

Charlie Teljeur
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Loose Change: Your Friday Top 12

Charlie Teljeur
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The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this. Any similarities between this and actual events is strictly coincidental and frankly, dumb luck. Remember to remind your lawyer about the made-up part, OK?

In what is certainly about to become a grand tradition, Loose Change presents its first ever Friday Top 12 List.

We'd advise you to hang onto to this little lyrical gem for financially speculative purposes.

Signed copies are also available through our switchboard. Operators are standing by.

Top 12 Hockey Terms That Sound Dirty But Aren't

12. Two-on-one
11. Split the defense
10. Five hole
9. Give-and-go
8. Waived off
7. Body checking
6. Poke check
5. Coincidental minors
4. Third man in
3. Butt ending
2. In the slot
1. Pulling the goalie

Charlie Teljeur, creator of THN's hockeysockpuppettheatre, brings you Loose Change every Tuesday and Friday only on thehockeynews.com.

Want to talk to Charlie about love, life, or Loose Change? Email him at charlieteljeur@hotmail.com

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