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In what is certainly about to become a grand tradition, Loose Change presents its first ever Friday Top 12 List.
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Top 12 Hockey Terms That Sound Dirty But Aren't
11. Split the defense
10. Five hole
8. Waived off
7. Body checking
6. Poke check
5. Coincidental minors
4. Third man in
3. Butt ending
2. In the slot
1. Pulling the goalie
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