The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this. Any similarities between this and actual events is strictly coincidental and frankly, dumb luck. Remember to remind your lawyer about the made-up part, OK?
Like The Fixx have always said, Â“one thing leads to another.Â”
I believe they were actually talking about either a cheating lover or the dynamics of professional dominoes, but still, the words ring kind of prophetically true.
Some words, naturally and mysteriously, lead to others. You say Â“SimonÂ”, I say Â“Garfunkel.Â” You say Â“BlackÂ” and I say Â“Decker.Â” You say Â“rutabagaÂ” and IÂ… just flash a blank stare (come onÂ…Â“rutabagaÂ”??)
There are also some names you see (at least I do) that beg a response. Herein, the 12 hockey player names that continually get my brain moving and confirm to my doctors that (for a few minutes, at least) the comatose segment of my disease has passed.
TOP 12 FREE ASSOCIATION HOCKEY NAMES:
12 Shane Â“Please Wear That SexyÂ” Hnidy
11 Keith Â“Lost My House To AÂ” Carney
10 BrentÂ” It's Red and Itchy and ItÂ” Burns
9 Ruslan Â“MustangÂ” Salei
8 Trevor Â“Take Three TabletsÂ” Daley
7 Ryan Â“All My Tapes areÂ” Bayda
6 Ryan Â“I Don't Really Think IÂ” Suter
5 Rico Â“Can You Get AnyÂ” Fata
4 Martin Â“Ride the Bus ToÂ” Skoula
3 Kurt Â“I Think the Milk's GoneÂ” Sauer
2 Luc Â“I Am Your FatherÂ” Bourdon
1 Andrei Â“LazyÂ” Zyuzin
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