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Loose Change: Once over, lightly

Charlie Teljeur
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Loose Change: Once over, lightly

Charlie Teljeur
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Sometimes man can survive on meat alone. On the menu tonight, Rack of Ted.

An NHL coaching job is to Ted Nolan what Lindsay Lohan is to a fourteen-year-old boy. A story that works better with your eyes closed.

Ted, you're at the end of an all-you-can-eat-buffet line and the International Brotherhood of Sumo Wrestlers is in town.

The good news: You're high on New Jersey's list of coaching candidates. The bad news: You're behind Toe Blake.

Your resume has been passed around more than Paris Hilton.

Seriously, he might want to re-think his choice of Alan Eagleson as his agent.

They did say the Jack Adams Trophy would open a lot of doors for Ted Nolan, most of them in his work as a valet.

Loose Change will return Jan. 4

Charlie Teljeur, creator of THN's hockeysockpuppettheatre, brings you Loose Change every Tuesday and Thursday, only on thehockeynews.com.

Want to talk to Charlie about love, life, or Loose Change? Email him at charlieteljeur@hotmail.com

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