
by Charlie Teljeur - April 3, 2007 12:02 AM EDT
Parting ways is never easy, but much like your first open heart surgery, it's a little less dangerous every time.
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 27, 2007 12:21 AM EDT
Life is tough for the hockey fan in the Windy City, but, hey, things are looking up, right?
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 23, 2007 12:00 AM EDT
Deep within our subconscious, many of us enjoy watching a good bout of violence. With that in mind, here's this week's Top 12.
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 20, 2007 12:44 AM EDT
Just because you lost your cool and knocked your foe into next week doesn't mean you can't kiss and make up.
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 16, 2007 12:00 AM EDT
With March Madness coating our brains like a thick layer of grape jelly on burnt toast, we wonder what it's like to attend NHL universities.
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 13, 2007 12:00 AM EDT
Straight from the Valley comes a genius movie-remake concept hockey fans are sure to love.
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 9, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Who? Them? The Canucks? Vancouver? Leading the Northwest? Really?
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 6, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Someone, anyone, please do something about this Penguin situation...I'm at the point of begging!
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by Charlie Teljeur - March 2, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Membership (with the Islanders) has its advantages! Just ask Captain Canada.
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by Charlie Teljeur - February 27, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Deadline Day seems to get every hockey fan all tingly in the right places, but you really have to wonder why...
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by Charlie Teljeur - February 23, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Everyone loves a good goalie tilt. And why not? It satisfies blood lust and provides comic relief.
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by Charlie Teljeur - February 20, 2007 12:00 AM EST
Few things are certain in this world - death, taxes... and nothing breeds mail like hate.
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“I think when you’re at home the first two games, sometimes you get a little bit too comfortable at home. Then you come on the road, maybe it’s like a rude awakening…We’ve had three series to figure that out, learn it. We definitely want to be better (Monday), especially in the first game on the road.”
- Chicago's Patrick Kane. The Blackhawks are 0-3 in Game 3s this playoff.