THN.com Top 10: Surefire things you’ll hear on draft day
Steve Yzerman of the Detroit Red Wings speaks during the first round of the 2007 NHL Entry Draft at Nationwide Arena on June 22, 2007 in Columbus, Ohio. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
Brian Costello
2008-06-18 12:14:04
The names and faces change from year to year as does the unfolding drama. But some things remain the same at each and every NHL draft.
It all starts when NHL commissioner Gary Bettman steps up to the podium to address the local crowd. It wouldn’t matter if Bettman just finished pulling a bunch of babies out from a burning building, he’d get booed.
Predictably, Bettman will counter with some kind words for the local NHL organization and the great fans of that team. The response will be a smattering of applause. Welcome to the NHL draft.
Here are 10 things you’re sure to hear June 20 in Ottawa:
10. “Boooooooooooooooo.”
9. “With the first pick in the 2008 NHL Entry Draft, the Tampa Bay Lightning select, from the Sarnia Sting of the Ontario Hockey League, center Steven Stamkos.”
8. “We think he’s a very special player.” (Even though it’s an individual speaking, ‘he’ uses the word ‘we’ with regularity because it’s all about ‘the team’ in hockey.)
7. “We’d like to congratulate the Detroit Red Wings organization on their Stanley Cup championship.”
6. “Hello to our fans at the draft party back in...”
5. “I’m going to work hard in the summer, give 110 percent in training camp and see what happens.”
4. “We’re very proud to select…”
3. “We’d like to congratulate Igor Larionov and Glenn Anderson on their recent induction into the Hockey Hall of Fame.”
2. “We had him ranked higher. We didn’t expect to get him where we did in the draft.”
1. “We’d like to thank the city of Ottawa, the Ottawa Senators organization and the fine fans of Ottawa for hosting these festivities.”
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Robert (Posted 2008-06-20 23:46:13)
I'm also an American and I couldn't wait for today. I've watched the draft for years now and have to say that this list is dead on and had me laughing. Of all 10 items on the list the only thing I didn't hear today were the people saluting the HOF inductees. Anyways time to go celebrate the Kings picks.
Late
ps...I am a NASCAR fan.
Joshua Martin (Posted 2008-06-20 04:44:53)
Well Done Craig! That is perhaps the best comment on NASCAR that I have had the pleasure of doing a spit take to.
Shannon (Posted 2008-06-19 19:33:22)
I've been laughing for 10 minutes now at how spot on and hilarious this list really is - and bloody accurate too!
Jason (Posted 2008-06-19 13:32:16)
Craig, being a die hard Flyers fan I think your list was classic.
Dee Karl (Posted 2008-06-19 10:14:20)
And when they say "the NY Islanders are pleased to select...." I will be on pins and needles at the Coliseum draft party while my two Blog Box buddies islesblogger.com Mike and TigerTracks.com Tom are on the draft floor in Ottawa holding their breath. It should be a great night! Thanks for the top 10. I think you're right on the money on ALL of them! www.7thwoman.blogspot.com
Brian Kemp (Posted 2008-06-18 21:41:01)
Craig, I thought your list was better than the one in the article, and I'm American. (Seriously, my fellow Americans, it was a joke. Learn to not take yourselves so seriously.) I love hockey, love finding out who was drafted by whom and when, but I won't be watching the draft. Sorry, just not that exciting. Maybe if the GM's had to fight for first overall. That would be great TV.
Alicia (Posted 2008-06-18 19:43:03)
I'm American and I will be watching the draft also. I always do since I became a fan in '04. Most of my interest will come from the trades that take place since the Flyers have like 27th pick but I will still be watching and Craig you are definately right about one thing Eklund is a jerk and never knows what he is talking about he always claims to have inside sources but the things he says well anyone that knows hockey could come up w/ "The Flyers are hoping to sign Carter by July 1st and talks are ongoing and he should be signed in the next 2 weeks." Really? I wonder how he knew they want to sign him before July first oh maybe they don't want to lose him and get nothing hmm maybe but I don't know I don't have "inside sources" And he's been wrong like 5 times already saying the Flyers signed Carter because he learned from "inside sources" Yep Eklund still didn't happen.
Craig (Posted 2008-06-18 19:06:57)
Wow, sorry Cid and Ms. Conduct. Meant no offense, my generalisation stands though, I don't believe there are that many of you that are aware of the event, in part due to a lack of coverage from your broadcasters. And well I am more then willing to "let go of my hate" you might want to address your own insecurities, I don't recall ever mentioning NASCAR or any of the Wars your country is in; and am very aware of the fact that your nation has been polarized by the contentious foreign affairs of your government. I also find it hard to believe that any one would like NASCAR, so I have never accused anyone of doing so. And while I am genuinely sorry if I have wounded you, I do ask that you please try to refrain from rebutting statements I never made.
Cid from Indiana (Posted 2008-06-18 17:28:06)
Hey CRAIG, you forgot all of the nonsensical predictions the holier-than-thou, know-it-all Canadian fans will make.
Seriously. Let go of your hate. Not all of us Americans are consumed with NASCAR and starting wars. :)
Ms. Conduct (Posted 2008-06-18 16:48:28)
To Craig:
"10) No one in the US will realise the event took place unless there son, grandson, or daughter's boyfriend is in the draft"
You'd be wrong. I've had the Draft on my calendar since oh..it was announced and the DVR set to record it. Looking forward to watching it, like I do every year since I got interested in hockey...
that would be '93, btw.
Craig (Posted 2008-06-18 16:02:40)
bugger that, here's my top ten list of sure fire results of this draft.
1) Toronto will botch their 1st round pick and draft a player that never makes it to the NHL
2) Mike Milbury will say soemthing asinine during the THN coverage, and then reference his own (abysmal draft record)
3) That Eklund guy who runs the HockeyBuzz website will try to claim he knew about a trade before TSN, only no one will be listening.
4) The Canucks will trade there pick and regret it later.
5) There will be controversy over the relocation of a Russian Player (Filitov)
6) Detroit will draft a gem some time in rounds 4 - 8
7) Niel Smith will be on hand begging for a job, and then get a slew of interviews after wards because he'll be the only person making himself available.
8) TSN will play their new song at some point and then Scott Moore will whine about how CTV didn't play fair.
9) Local papers accross Canada will "unbiasedly" publish stories that very closely resemble propaganda to hype up the new players the local team has drafted.
10) No one in the US will realise the event took place unless there son, grandson, or daughter's boyfriend is in the draft; or a Philiadelphia flyer tries to disembowel someone with a spork.
Matt Ellis (Posted 2008-06-18 14:47:31)
I hope this article doesn't go in one of their magazines it is brutal!Not even a bit funny!
Jim Reinecke (Posted 2008-06-18 13:16:03)
Yes, DEVIN, I believe that Mr. Costello has his tongue firmly entrenched in his cheek with this article. . .but the humor springs from the well of truth, based on the customary politically-correct collection of cliches that we hear at these functions every year. . .only the names change. This is that all-too-precious commodity known as SATIRE, Devin. . .allow me to repeat it. . .SATIRE. It pokes fun, sometimes gently, sometimes savagely at its topic. I refer to it as "all-too-precious" since it seems to be dying a slow death, with its primary assassin being the imbecilic frat-boy humor that our motion picture and television screens have in such an abundance that they seem like leaky bags of radioactive waste. Examples? Both Adam Sandler and Mike Myers have films in release this summer. . .but have you ever heard of, for instance, George S. Kaufman? I thought not. The continuing downward spiral of SAT scores no longer surprises me. . .sickens me, yes, but surprises me, no.
DEVIN (Posted 2008-06-18 13:01:14)
was that supposed to be funny?
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