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THN.com Top 10: Best names in hockey

The Panthers' Kamil Kreps has both the food and alliteration game covered. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/NHLI via Getty Images)

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The Panthers' Kamil Kreps has both the food and alliteration game covered. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/NHLI via Getty Images)

There are so many great things about hockey, not the least of which is the names of the game.

We scoured the pro, minor pro and amateur ranks to rate players - not by skill level - but rather by how well their name rolls off your tongue.

Here's what we came up with:

10. Clayton Stoner, Houston (AHL)
Sounds like he’s been hanging out with T.J. Kemp, Barnabas Birkeland and Brandon Dubinsky a lot.

9. John Vigilante, Milwaukee (AHL)
You know what kind of justice this cowboy is after.

8. Cal Clutterbuck, Houston (AHL)
Hey, if the NHL doesn’t work out, there’s always the Professional Bull Riders tour to fall back on.

7. Mike Cammalleri, Los Angeles (NHL)
My esteemed and humorous colleague, Brian Costello, never tires of the calamari jokes, i.e. “Boy, if they ever put him between a lemon wedge and some tartar sauce he’d be unstoppable!”

6. Frantisek Kaberle, Carolina (NHL)
Sounds like a monster whose nerves are shot from driving a taxi.

5. Bear Trapp, Sacred Heart (NCAA)
Name alone entitles him to a job with Claude Julien’s Bruins. Too bad none of the Hunters ever named one of their kids ‘Deer.’

4. Ben Blood, Indiana (USHL)
Guess what he’s out for.

3. Ville-Vesa Vainiola, Lukko Rauma (Finnish League)
The real ‘Flying V.’

2. Kamil Kreps, Florida (NHL)
It’s a lay-up this guy goes into the restaurant biz after he’s done playing. All he needs to do is add an apostrophe and ‘S’ to his first name, then hire a French pastry chef.

1. Bobby Bolt, Augusta (ECHL)
At last, a name more explosive than Dirk Diggler! And best of all, from the you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up file, young Mr. Bolt is from Thunder Bay.

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Cole Posted
(2009-04-30 06:20:21)



Karl Dykhuis. Dyke-house
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Cole Vickery Posted
(2009-04-30 06:20:21)



Lance Pitlick.
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Me Mo Posted
(2009-04-30 06:08:32)



Paul Ranger was a Kitchener Ranger (OHL) at one point in her career.
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Me Mo Posted
(2009-04-30 06:08:32)



I stand corrected.. should have checked the db first.
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Gregory Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:51)



How about Chris Didomenico from the Saint John Sea Dogs!! Or Chris Di-Di-Di-Diiiiiiiiii-Domenico as the french anouncer in Saint John says it. If he makes the maple leafs, everyone can have a lot of fun with his name. Also Rico Fata is a great hockey name. Donald Brashear is just a perfect fighters name and i love the Cunti-Shakes-Pecker line!!!!!
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Joel Yinger Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:47)



Where is Wacey Rabbit on this list?
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J.A. Hutton Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:44)



Anybody mention Alexai Zhitnick? I still remember my grandma doing a "W.T.F!?" the first time she heard that name. Teepo Numinum or any other Finnish name is pretty funky. Carlo Coliacovo (a defenseman for the leafs) is currently one of the most fun to say.
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Tommy Barr Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:41)



Bear Trapp is the best name on that list hands down, and I even got to see him play in the SJHL, tough as nails and a star in the league to boot. And i can't believe that nobody has mentioned Alexander Semin, "Bit of a shoving match in front of the crease and whoa! Semin gets right up in his face!"
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m zak Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:36)



Larry Playfair was always a memorable hockey name. Love the kid Wacy Rabbit. Vernon Fiddler can be funny. The line of Cunti Shakes Peker is got me laughing at work!!
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Bob Mihell Posted
(2009-04-30 06:03:27)



Good stuff. I have some suggestions for the list. Since I'm from the Sault...how about Phil and Tony Esposito....as champions of Canadian Italians who dominated in the game. What about Tim Horton? or Barclay Plager... from Kirkland Lake. A gentleman only when his skates were off, as were his brothers and Jeff Carlson, brother Steve Carlson, and Dave "Killer" Hanson all teammates of the Johnston Jets in the North American Hockey League, but immortalized for their roles as the Hanson brothers in the movie classic, Slapshot.
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