Curtis Joseph has found a home in Calgary after warming up with Team Canada at the Spengler Cup in Switzerland.
CuJo says> Hey all!
BIGAPPLE says> hey
ImAShark says> Hey
Flamer says> How’s it hanging
LEAFY says> wazzup !!!!
Cujo says> did u c pics of my swiss trip?
BIGAPPLE says> yer hot
ImAShark says> mondo hot!
Flamer says> H A W T !
LEAFY says> I THINK YER CUTE !!!!
CuJo says> like the medal i won?
BIGAPPLE says> yer a star
ImAShark says> cool
Flamer says> gold is your color
LEAFY says> DO U THINK I’M HAWT????
CuJo says> kinda sad now :( tho
BIGAPPLE says> I CAN MAKE U HAPPY ;)
ImAShark says> no way.
Flamer says> Y. what up?
LEAFY says> I’m always sad…
CuJo says> I have no where 2 live now. I need a job
LEAFY says> IF ITZ A JOB YOU WANT I CAN ;) GIVE YOU THE KIND OF ;) JOB YER LOOKI………..
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BIGAPPLE says> what a jerk.
ImAShark says> hey speaking of jerks. I HAVE JUST THE THING ;) YOU MIGHT BE ;) ;) UP ;) FOR… I’M SENDING YOU A PIC OF…
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Flamer says> dudes try WAY too hard
CuJo says> ya. Whats with dat?
Flamer says> have you seen the losers they hang with
CuJo says> I heard some junk but is it bad
Flamer says> pretty sad really.
BIGAPPLE says> have u seen the dudes house?
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LEAFY2 says> WAZZUP!!!! :O
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CuJo says> wanna know a secret? I used to have this thing for LEAFY. Ewwww!!
Flamer says> I think you may need glasses CuJo.
BIGAPPLE says> NO WAY. HE’S GROSS!
CuJo says> yeah. He used to be all up in my face and telling me how he could make me all happy and stuff. I ended moving to Detroit but that didn’t work out either
Flamer says> been there a couple of times. Can’t say I like the place
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CoolSuperLeafLegend says> hey all. Just got back from benchpressing cars and saving baby seals and stuff. Wazzup?
SanHOSE-A says> my computer froze up.
CuJo says> you guys are scammers. get lost!
SanHOSE-A says> CuJo. I just think u and I are great 2 gether. Here. I’ll send you a pic of my….
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CoolSuperLeafLegend says> I KNOW you still have feelings for me. Admit it
CuJo says> that is SOOOO Pat Quinn to say
Flamer says> leave CuJo alone dude. Go back to your star trek marathon on the space network..
CoolSuperLeafLegend says> IT’S ON THESPACENETWORK ASS….
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Flamer says> the meds are there for a reason dude.
CuJo says> yah LOL
Flamer says> hey BIGAPPLE you still here?
Flamer says> dude?
Flamer says> dude?
Flamer says> guess he’s gone
CuJo says> he’s a little weird anyway. All suits and stuff. LOOK AT ME. I LIVE IN A STUDIO APARTMENT. I’M SO COOL. LMAO.
BIGAPPLE says> I HEARD THAT!! YER AN OLD HAG! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYWAY! EVEN YER MOVIE SUCKED! I WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME ANYWAY! PROBABLY HAVE SOME SWISS DISEASE FROM WHEN YOU WERE …
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CuJo says> whoa. Dude’s a little intense.
Flamer says> ya think?
Flamer says> living in a big city can do that 2 U
CuJo says> I guess so.
CuJo says> So tell me about Calgary…
Flamer says> u like horses?
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